
Can I tell you how much I used to love New Kids on the Block? Let me count the ways... I genuinely used to believe that if I could just MEET Jon, we would be happy together forever. Even if he was 11 years older than me. And I was 10. Oh, the crazy daydreams of my youth. And yes, Jonathan was my favorite. I realize I'm in the minority there. I bet your favorite was Joey. Or Jordan. I liked my quiet, shy Jon. I was quiet and shy too. We were a perfect match! And then he had to go and date Tiffany. Jen's dreams = crushed. But honestly, I loved them all. I had the buttons, the pins - I was part of the loud fanfare.
Well, imagine my delight upon hearing of the
NKOTB reunion tour. I immediately recruited 2 of my most fanatical friends and we jumped on the Ticketmaster*
pre-sale. I looked and looked for all of my old New Kids memorabilia, but could find nary a t-shirt and therefore had to go dressed like a normal person. I never thought I would stand out by NOT wearing giant buttons, day
glo and leg warmers. Luckily, my friend Rachel had her awesome New Kids jacket, so I was cool by association.
And let me tell you - the Kids did not disappoint. It was the most fun I've had at a concert in a long time. They are still great performers, they looked great and they sang every single old song I wanted them to. I have shin splints from jumping up and down. And people, shin splints = wicked fun.
Here's my rundown of the guys, 15 years later:
Donnie - Still likes to be a little "gangsta" and so wore a sideways hat and sparkly track pants with a watch chain. Excellent. Also is a big fan of his butt, as he kept having the camera zoom in on it and asking the crowd how we thought it looked. Well, if you didn't have baggy gangster track pants on Donnie, perhaps I could tell you. He's a ham and I heart him. And he sang Cover Girl. All is right with the world.
Jordan - After almost having a heart attack upon hearing he hurt his leg and may not be performing, I was delighted to see that he brought his A game to the concert. Still sings a wicked falsetto. And, no lie, he performed what I like to call the "Jordan Special" - white shirt, unbuttoned, fan blowing, solo. He did EXACTLY the same thing in 1990. Awesome.
Joey - Joey looks a little like my brother. It's totally weird. But he's still cute as a button. And the man can sing. And he did a little interpretive dance duet too - way to branch out, Joe. And thank you for making all our dreams come true by singing "Please Don't Go Girl" again. Sniffle.
Danny - He has HUGE muscles. He did back in the day too. It's nice to see these last 15 years have been good to him. He can also
breakdance - you go, Danny. And his face has changed, so he doesn't look as much like a monkey as I used to think.
And to save the best for last, Jon - Oh, Jon. It was so nice to see you again. Thanks for coming to the
ATL. Sorry things didn't work out for you and Tiffany. I have a special place in my heart for Jon, which is why it pains me to say, he's the most awkward and uncomfortable looking of the 5. He was MUCH better than their debut performance on the Today show, but he got little camera time on the big screen last night for good reason. But I like to look past the superficial and choose to believe that he's the nicest, sweetest of the 5, so he's still my favorite.
The low of the evening: not having my camera. It said on the ticket they were not allowed. LIE. Everyone had their camera. So I had to rely on my lame Blackberry camera. High of the evening: Laughing hysterically because I couldn't get over the fact that I was actually at an
NKOTB concert again, at age 29, and it was like I was in the 5
th grade all over again.


PS - I did not buy their new album on
iTunes today. That would be completely dorky and ridiculous. And my favorite song on it is not
Summertime.
*Ticketmaster, I hate you and your stupid fees.